Gladiator Mud Run

  • Somehow I threw out my elbow yelling at Dave Sloan.

  • There was a dearth of porta potties so we all tried our best to hold it.

  • My personal watercolorist painted this during the race. Titled “Dave is king of the piggies.”

  • My personal watercolorist painted this during the race. Titled “Dave drops a load.”

  • As my buddy Dave said, “a giant tool over a giant spool.”

  • My personal watercolorist painted this during the race. titled “Dave’s armpits need to breath.”

  • My personal watercolorist painted this during the race. Titled, “Proof that Dave is a boy. He lifts his leg to pee.”

  • Corporate sponsors begged us not to return.

  • My personal watercolorist painted this before the race. titled “weird grasshopper ritual.”

  • Screaming doesn’t help you fly, but it makes camera guys take your picture.

  • I’m getting tired. Dave’s on a wheel.

  • My personal watercolorist painted this during the race. Titled, “Douchbag with a sandbag”

  • All of our appendages were akimbo… that’s right, all of them.

  • We were reenacting the crowd at Mussolini’s ankle hanging.

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